HOMETOWN: Clarkson, NE
DERBY HERO: My cousin Sum Mo Payne, Sioux City Derby Dames
THEME SONG: “Dancing with Myself” – Billy Idol
INJURIES: I’m not going to tell you about my weaknesses!
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: The amazing people you get to meet and raising money for charities.
2013 DERBY GOALS: Be the best I can be and always skate my hardest.
AWARDS: MVP Blocker vs VCR, 2013 | Most Versatile, 2012
THEME SONG: “Brand New Key” – Melanie
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: The awesome girls I get to hang out with… and I can wear fishnets and not feel like a dork.
2013 DERBY GOALS: No major injuries & Keep getting better at everything!
AWARDS: Hits and Giggles, 2012 | Best Attendance, 2012 | Life of the After-Party, 2012
HOMETOWN: North Platte
DERBY HERO: Roboflo
THEME SONG: “Cause I’m Awesome” – Dollyrots
INJURIES: Grade 2 MCL tear
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: The comradery of my teammates and the after parties
DERBY QUOTE: “Who has the panties?”
MOTTO: “Well behaved women rarely make history” -Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
2013 DERBY GOALS: Improve my speed and my general awesomeness.
AWARDS: Most Injured, 2012 | Bodacious Boutfit, 2012
DERBY RIVAL: No rivals…yet
DERBY HERO: Atomatrix, Oly
INJURIES: Black eye, sprained ankle, numerous bruises
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Ramming my body into other people in the name of “blocking”
2013 DERBY GOALS: Build speed & endurance
AWARDS: MVP Blocker vs FoCo, 2013 | MVP Blocker vs SCRD, 2013
Most Reliable, 2012 | Best Pivot, 2012 | Above & Beyond OFF the Track, 2012
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Being part of a team and playing an empowering and competitive sport.
Fave Derby Quote or Overheard:
FAVE DERBY QUOTE: “You can do anything for 2 minutes”
2013 DERBY GOALS: Improve basic skills and knowledge and become a valuable member of the team.
My brother-in-law came up with my name, and my number is the caliber of glock I own.
DERBY HERO: Auntie Social, East Bay Roller Derby
THEME SONG: “God’s Gonna Cut You Down” – Johnny Cash
QUOTE: “Be sexy, be true, be wild, be you.” ~DerbyQueen
INJURIES: Made first derby related trip to the ER in my first bout, and cracked ribs.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Everything! The people, the sport, the motivation to keep going.
AWARDS: MVP Jammer vs Salina Sirens, 2013 | Most Improved, 2012 | Hottest Hot Pants, 2012
2013 DERBY GOALS: To be able to stay in derby for another year
AWARDS: Hottest Hot Pants, 2012 | Most Improved, 2012
DERBY HERO: My Team mates! They are awesome!
THEME SONG: “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” – Pat Benatar
INJURIES: Hurt my wrist playing Duck Duck Goose (on skates) trying to out skate Soda! Big Mistake!
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Being able to knock girls down!
FAVE DERBY QUOTE: When life gives you lemons, ask for some tequila and some salt.
2013 DERBY GOALS: To be feared.
HOMETOWN: Loup City
FAVORITE POSITION: Pivot, Blocker, Jammer…anything that puts me on the track.
DERBY HERO: Suzy Hotrod (Gotham, Team USA)
INJURIES: Torn hamstring, dislocated knee-cap, some sweet bruises. I got my first black eye from No Pity Pattie!
THEME SONG: “Kiss with a Fist” – Florence + the Machine
2013 DERBY GOALS: Skate like Soda.
AWARDS: MVP Blocker vs Bruizin Bettys, 2013 | Most Valuable Player, 2012 | Best Non-Derby Injury Doing Derbyish Things, 2012 | Archair Pivot, 2012
I married a trucker, what else can I say.
Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!
HOMETOWN: Lexington NE
DERBY RIVAL: Everyone, don’t underestimate the tiny ones…
THEME SONG: “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” -Drowning Pool
INJURIES: Right now, I’m Good.
Quote:“Make a Hole”
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Being a part of a sisterhood forged in a ring of violence, founded on hard work, strength and passion.
DERBY QUOTE: It doesn’t matter where the party is, if you’re with Welts it’s gonna be good!
DERBY MOTTO: You are stronger than you ever thought you could be.
2013 DERBY GOALS: Continue to improve, become stronger and faster. Make Holes!
AWARDS: Best Blocker 2012 | Most Feared, 2012 | Best Take-Out, 2012
HOMETOWN: Elm Creek
DERBY HERO: The Bonesetter, No Coast Derby Girls
DERBY RIVAL: Cream ‘Ur Soda
THEME SONG: ” Hell on Heels” by Pistol Annie
INJURIES: Nothing a good chiropractor can’t fix!!
FAVE QUOTE: “The belligerent baton. The malicious mallet, the homicidal hammer this #55 GailGonnaNailYa”
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: The people you get to meet and the lasting friendships created.
2013 Derby Goals: Keep improving everyday and strive to be the best skater I can be!!!
AWARDS: MVP Jammer vs VCR, 2013 | MVP vs Bruizin Bettys, 2013 | Most Ridiculous Fall, 2012 | Most Opinionated, 2012
HOMETOWN: Yankton, SD
POSITION: Blocker and Jammer
DERBY HERO: Queen Loseyateefa, Atlanta Roller Girls
THEME SONG: ”Cold Hard Bitch,” Jet
INJURIES: Broke my ankle two weeks before our season opener in 2013, so you won’t be seeing me much on the track this year!
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: My awesome teammates.
2013 DERBY GOALS: Get back on my skates before the end of the season.
AWARDS: Most Underrated, 2012.
POSITION: Blocker, Jammer
THEME SONG: “Back Against the Wall” -Slantpiece
INJURIES: Bumps and bruises in the shapes of wheels.
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: I get to hit my friends as hard as I can, and then we high-five! Meeting new people, and giving back to my state and community.
FAVE QUOTE: “Some men like ‘em quite, some men like ‘em shy, but give me a girl with some bruises on her butt, and a killer look in her eyes.” -Unknown
DERBY MOTTO: You can do anything for two minutes.
2013 DERBY GOALS: Get Lead Jammer! Stay Out Of The Box!
AWARDS: MVP Jammer vs Bruizin Bettys, 2013.
DERBY HERO: Tracy “Disco” Akers, Denver Roller Dolls
INJURIES: Nada, I’m invincible!
FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: Spending time with fun people!
FAVE DERBY QUOTE: “Better to get knocked down than knocked up!”
DERBY MOTTO: If you can’t beat them, beat them up!
2013 DERBY GOALS: Become faster, more observant, and more fit!
AWARDS: MVP Blocker vs Salina Sirens, 2013.
Like the rest of our members, our skaters are all volunteers, and some of the most dedicated players you’ll find! We practice three times a week as well as spend countless hours off the track heading up committees, organizing events, and giving back the community through fund-raising for local charities.
We’re currently in open recruitment, so if you’re interested in joining the team, please CONTACT US. No previous experience is necessary, mastering basic skating skills, proper hitting technique and the rules that make the sport of roller derby can all be learned! What you *must* be is at least 18 years old, and willing to work for it. They say the best things in life aren’t just handed to you; they take hard work and perseverance. Derby is no different. And if you ask any rollergirl, she won’t hesitate to tell you it’s worth it!