Maestra Maul

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HOMETOWN: Thorton, CO

DERBY HERO: My extremely large fan base.

DERBY RIVAL: Everyone

THEME SONG: Stand Out Tevin Campbell (A Goofy Movie)

INJURIES: “I bruise like a peach” – Ross Geller

FAVORITE THING ABOUT DERBY: *Hits teammate to the floor* They say: “Wow! Nice job!”

DERBY QUOTE: Whip it. Whip it Good.

MOTTO: Carpe Diem

2016 DERBY GOALS: Not to suck.